America Shocked as Trump Tops New Poll in California

The civilised world (Iceland) was left reeling today as news emerged from California that Donald Trump just topped an opinion poll.

The question put before 350,000 people was: who is the worst President of the US since Barak Obama?
The result was:
  • Donald Trump 38%
  • Don't Know 32%
  • Lo Siento, No Hablo Inglés 30%
The following day Trump topped another poll, this time in West Virginia. The question asked of 200000 voters was: who is the best US President since Barak Obama?

The voting was as follows:
  • Donald Trump 85%
  • Don't Know 14%
  • Lo Siento, No Hablo Inglés 1%