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• Here is a chronological list of 150+ Daily Scare articles - most recent first
  2020
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  Mentally ill man spotted in Downing Street
  Fears mount as stupidity threat escalates amid terror, shock
  A Daily Scare COVID health tip to help you stay well
  This vital info from those nice people in government may change your life
  World in terror as new method of CONVID transmission apart from the media is found
  PM scoops top honours!
  Deadly bath pandemic shocks nation in gullibility outbreak
  More symptoms of COVID19 found!
  COVID19 wins coveted award!
  NEWSFLASH! British PM Rushed to Hospital!
  Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid
  Giant mutated COVID gang threat
  COVID19 blamed for dramatic fall in media-borne terrorism
  Masks - a clarification
  Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high
  It's official: most Brits were born yesterday
  Police to de-prioritise knife crime?
  Experts fear government may be losing War on Reality
  New menace spreads horror as world reels in shock
  Government announces ambitious new project.
  Police thank Health Secretary for putting more work their way
  2019 and earlier
  Greetings, minions!
  New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession
  Your Brain Should be a Lot Smaller, say Psychiatrists
  Charity reiterates seasonal warning that a government is for life not just for Christmas
  New Charity to help Millions facing a bleak Christmas
  Government to Clamp Down on Layabouts and Scroungers
  Digital Carnage under Threat Say Experts
  General Election 2019. The Puppet Show Continues
  Government to Borrow Money to Get Out of Debt
  Man not friends with Jeffrey Epstein exposed
  Boris Johnson in dramatic new pledge shock
  Last night's televised political debate re-match - text in full
  From Brexit to Brussov: UK to leave EU and join Russian Federation?
  Tree-planting "War of Promises" rages as election Day of Doom looms
  Power elite finds answer to universal mistrust - everything now lovely
  Inventor of the plastic toilet seat blamed for epidemic of buttock disorders
  9/11: New Evidence Exonerates US Government
  Giant hedgehog facing extinction,scientists fear
  US scientists develop world's first GMP (Genetically Modified Politician)
  English Rugby - New Horror!
  Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown
  Trump linked to sinister Russian maniac
  Why Trump got elected - the truth
  New speed limits for pedestrians in force by 2021
  Airport Cupcake Scare
  5,000 Gang Members to enter Rehab to cure Addiction
  Miracle Drug Solves Everything
  Washington helps everybody know what's going on
• Scientists have discovered nobody knows what RNA means.

  Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown
• The DaVinci Covid
• Arrested for wearing a mask!
• Hopes soar as new pandemic launched
• Government in drastic new move to halt spread of common sense
• COVID19 second wave: nation braces for a new spike of scaremongering
• Government clarifies how it is saving the NHS
• Government issues latest updated scientific Coronavirus guidelines
• Concerns about 5G and vaccines condemned as a conspiracy on the part of millions of conspiracy theorists
• Revealed:the historical roots of fact checking
• "Fact Checking" - comedy masterpiece takes the world by storm
• Scientists discover alternative universe full of odd socks
• Newspaper sales skyrocket as the nation runs out of toilet paper
• Creeping menace continues to lurk
• Next-generation digital currency will make everybody rich.
• Scientists discover thousands of previously dormant modifiers
• Pants blaze as accusations fly
• Police hunt suspect after beanstalk tragedy
• Fury Sparks Rage over Controversial Threat
• Lemming Flu pandemic - world braced for widespread brain atrophy
• Reality is fake. New TV series reminds everyone of what they already know
• From the director who lost his angst: the man who lost his sandwich

• Vladimir Putin to flood the West with Marmite substitute
• Daily Scare Exclusive: Author announces he no longer identifies as a man, Shock
• Government to Introduce PTSD to Tackle Parenting Crisis
• False Flag Operation: Part VII, the Iranian Frame-upThe end of psychiatry – the nation rejoices
• British scientist sacked over claim: “Earth goeth around ye Sun"' for 'tis widely known ye Sun goeth around ye Earth (but avoideth England)
• British Roof Horse Leads the Way in Eco Friendly Automotive Laundry
• PM Johnson in secret talks with Trump to sell Scotland to the USA
• English language to be scrapped
• Global Temperatures have nothing to do with the Sun, scientists reveal
• Hijacking - Latest
• Local Man Announces He Can’t Be Bothered
• Unearthed document reveals medieval alarm over "Ye horrific Warming of ye Planet"
• Government to ban Brussels Sprouts
• Dinosaurs May Have Worn Hats, Scientists Believe
• Government prepares to do something stupid, shock
• Scientists Have Discovered that Nobody Knows What's Going On
• “I’ve Decided to Drug my Kids” says Local Dad
• Government declares Athlete's Foot a national emergency as deadly pandemic spreads
• Chaos of universe may soon be explained!
• Experts Believe that Shakespeare was the Inventor/First Exponent of the Christmas Panto
• DotShit to be the new DotCom?
• Mystery of Non-Rising Sea Levels Solved.
• Cycling Helmet Embarrassment Syndrome Soon to be Thing of the Past, Experts Claim.
• Popular Biscuit may be Bending the Space-Time Continuum
• Failed Marriages - The White Elephant in the Room
• Boris Johnson Resignation - Real Reasons Emerge in Shock Revelation
• Deification of President to Proceed as Planned
• Politician States The Blindingly Obvious - Whole World in Shock
• Scientific Breakthrough Enables Cats to Vocalise Their Thoughts
• 2020 Tokyo Olympics to feature Wet T-shirts after Whack-a-Mole Breakthrough
• Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton
• Happy People may be Mentally Ill - say not-at-all-mentally-ill doctors
• The Surface-Dwelling Cow Facing Extinction, Scientists Warn
• England Fans Riot in Russia, Attack England Fans in Brexit Brawl
• Knife-throwing Monkey Protects Home from Intruder
• Researchers Teach Gorilla that Brexit Stole His Future
• Missing Bike may have frozen to Death
• Psychiatrists warn Parents: your Child may be demented
• America Shocked as Trump Tops New Poll in California
• Breaking News: Government to ban football after latest violent outrage.
• NHS to Provide Therapy for People Who Think They are Awake
• Man-U-Like Agency provides the Full Fantasy Husband Experience
• Psychiatrists develop new mental illness
• Miracle Drugs Vindicated!
• Putin, Assad and Miracle Weapons Shock!
• Assad and Chemical Weapons - the Truth! (And We're not Even Lying This Time)
• New Justice System that fast-tracks Guilty Verdict makes everything lovely
• New Justice System that fast-tracks Guilty Verdict makes everything lovely
• Oh What a Lovely New War!
• The Wikidleaks: Horror a Whistle-Blower's Tale
• Correction
• Once Upon a Time . . .
• Hypochondrapocalypse: Rise of the Almost Dead
• Not at all shifty guy announces the Greatest Business Idea in History!
• Heartbroken Leatherhead Man Betrayed by Unfaithful Sex Doll
• Mental Health Shock!
• Millions of Voters in Plot to Rig Election, Shock!
• Your Emperor's Christmas Message
• Just when you thought it was safe to go to the Cinema . . .
• President-elect to endorse the TurnipAlcohol: the Myth Debunked
• NewTory Manifesto to Include Plans for Armageddon It Completely Forgot to Mention in the Last One
• In Yer Face, Putin
• Washington helps everybody know what is going on despite IQ drop
• Europe Introduces New National Anthem
• Foreign Secretary Joris Bohnson Alters History
• The Game of Loons:
• Scientists Discover Worst Epidemic in the History of the Universe
• Controversy at UN as many Countries Change their Names
• Brexit Booster for British Space Programme
• The Real Cause of Terrorism Exposed!
• Collateral Punishment for All!
• Hillary Clinton’s Shocking Health Secret: the Truth Exposed!
• Government to Clamp Down on Layabouts and Scroungers
• Armed French Police Surround Man with Beard
• Dick Cheney is not mentally ill, shock
• 9/11: New Evidence Exonerates US Government
• Vladimir Putin is Guilty of Everything
• Missing CEO Found!

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