Review by Steve Cook
X-Men II: The Yes-Men
Government issues new genius advice for saving on your energy bills as the costs of luxuries such as boiling a kettle rise.
by Steve Cook
Following Prime Minister Boris Johnson's incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy bills, Downing Street has issued another brilliant energy-saving tip.
by Steve Cook
The shock news today is that Covid 19 has been renamed by some secret WHO scientists working in a lab beneath Bill Gates.
It will henceforth be referred to as the Stealth Virus because it makes millions of people ill without their even realising they are ill and fools them into thinking it is not at all deadly by not killing them (or making them ill).
And this places them in the very real danger of recovering without ever knowing they were sick!
"Once you factor in our improvement of the definition of 'death' a remarkable thing emerges: hardly anybody has died from the Covid Jab! This came as a bit of a shock on account of people dropping like flies after being jabbed but, well, the statistics cannot lie! Well, not this time at least."
A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases
The discovery was announced this morning by the Ministry of Hysteria in the form of a 150 word report that goes into scant detail about the newly-discovered link between Athlete's Foot and heart attacks and strokes.