Accolade richly deserved after brilliantly bringing Britain to her knees
Typo City 9/9/20
Boris Johnson, the British Prime Muppet last night walked away with top honours at the gala Daily Scare Services to Satire Awards.
by Steve Cook
Typo City 5/8/20
The government today reacted furiously to seeing months of hard work needlessly terrifying people for their own safety undone in a single newspaper article.
The offending article appeared in the Daily Mirror and reported on how, according to a statistician working from the government's own figures, the statistical risk of dying from COVID19 is about the same as taking a bath (see article here).
The nation mourns as medics report, "nothing to worry about"by Steve Cook
The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20
British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during a press briefing in which he was seen to lean on the NHS in order to steady himself.