by Steve Cook
The shock news today is that Covid 19 has been renamed by some secret WHO scientists working in a lab beneath Bill Gates.
It will henceforth be referred to as the Stealth Virus because it makes millions of people ill without their even realising they are ill and fools them into thinking it is not at all deadly by not killing them (or making them ill).
And this places them in the very real danger of recovering without ever knowing they were sick!
Yes, it turns out that the seasonal flu is even more deadly than the COVID flu, despite their uncanny similarities!!
In fact, I have read authoritative, conclusive press releases in the The Nude Scientist, The Daft Report and other learned journals that Conservative Party scientists working closely with our Wise Leader (whoever that is) have proved beyond reasonable thought that COVID19 wiped out the dinosaurs!!!!!
Yes!!!!!! Yes not even the Triceratops or Brontosaurus were immune to this pandemic - and they couldn't even read newspapers!!!!!!!!
Remember, these measures to shut down the country, destroy the joy of living and so forth are for your own good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We may not actually live longer but it will sure as hell seem like it.
So try and have a little gratitude and Remember The Mantra:
DON'T NOT OBEY
SAVE THE OLIGARCHY