Scientists have discovered that Covid19 wiped out the dinosaurs

by Steve Cook

The shock news today is that Covid 19 has been renamed by some secret WHO scientists working in a lab beneath Bill Gates.

It will henceforth be referred to as the Stealth Virus because it makes millions of people ill without their even realising they are ill and fools them into thinking it is not at all deadly by not killing them (or making them ill).

And this places them in the very real danger of recovering without ever knowing they were sick!

Nevertheless, even though everybody fully understands that the pandemic was a necessary, unavoidable fraud to consolidate globalist power and Save The Oligarchy, I am still terrified because no matter how not-at-all-horrible this COVID thingy turned out to be, the seasonal flu is EVEN WORSE.

Yes, it turns out that the seasonal flu is even more deadly than the COVID flu, despite their uncanny similarities!! 

It is terrifying to think that the threat of flu and COVID have been around since the dawn of time and nobody noticed this!!!

In fact, I have read authoritative, conclusive press releases in the The Nude Scientist, The Daft Report and other learned journals that Conservative Party scientists working closely with our Wise Leader (whoever that is) have proved beyond reasonable thought that COVID19 wiped out the dinosaurs!!!!!

Yes!!!!!! Yes not even the Triceratops or Brontosaurus were immune to this pandemic - and they couldn't even read newspapers!!!!!!!!

In light of that shocking discovery that has left proper scientists both dumbfounded and ignored, the "Prime Minister" has wisely told us that he has NO CHOICE but to command everybody to live out their days fed by intravenous drips, with their brains wired up to VR (which is nicer than reality anyway) in a sealed sterile bubble so as to avoid going the way of the dinosaurs!

Some doubters such as socialists and other scum wrongly assert that lying in a plastic bubble not doing anything is not much of a life but, as the PM responded on TV last night with every ounce of sincerity in his ample frame, "not having much of a life is preferable to possibly dying eventually (which is EVEN MORE terrifying when you think of all the things people can die of and must be protected against, such as breathing, walking about, voting Labour etc)."

Churchill himself could not have put it better!

Remember, these measures to shut down the country, destroy the joy of living and so forth are for your own good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We may not actually live longer but it will sure as hell seem like it.

So try and have a little gratitude and Remember The  Mantra: