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Millions of Voters in Plot to Rig Election, Shock!

An investigation has today been launched in an effort to get to the bottom of the latest election-rigging scandal.
by Steve Cook

A spokesperson for the government’s Ministry of Hysteria announced that the government is gravely concerned by the possibility that a “large number” of “voters” rigged the election by voting Labour despite being told not to by Theresa May and Barak Obama.

This is similar to recently unearthed broad-scale crimes in America in which large numbers of “people” brought civilisation to its knees and sent shockwaves across Cloudcuckoo Land (Washington) by voting for Donald Trump in compete defiance of their instructions from the New York Times and Washington Post.