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British scientists discover pothole virus
Famed movie stuntman to attempt world's most dangerous stunt.
Renowned stuntman Dave Crash, famous for his complete lack of fear or, indeed, common sense, has
announced that he will soon attempt to push back the boundaries of his profession by attempting a stunt that no man has yet ... er, attempted, and lived to tell the tale.
Dave's career as a stunt man began after he spent his early working life as a pothole installer for his local Highways Department.
The Yes-Men: Armageddon Productions releases latest blockbuster
X-Men II: the Yes-Men
Review by Steve Cook
This latest blockbuster movie from Armageddon Productions is directed by famed Bulgarian Director Salazaar Bim ("The Da Vinci Covid" and "The Man Who Lost His Sandwich")
A sequel to the highly successful X Men, Yes-Men features a new band of superheroes who say "yes" to everything they're told by international supervillain Klaus Loon.
"Boil Back Better!" says Boris
Government issues new genius advice for saving on your energy bills as the costs of luxuries such as boiling a kettle rise.
by Steve Cook
Following Prime Minister Boris Johnson's incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy bills, Downing Street has issued another brilliant energy-saving tip.
Scientists have discovered that Covid19 wiped out the dinosaurs
by Steve Cook
The shock news today is that Covid 19 has been renamed by some secret WHO scientists working in a lab beneath Bill Gates.
It will henceforth be referred to as the Stealth Virus because it makes millions of people ill without their even realising they are ill and fools them into thinking it is not at all deadly by not killing them (or making them ill).
And this places them in the very real danger of recovering without ever knowing they were sick!