by Steve Cook
The latest development from the not-at-all-mad world of genetic engineering is an attempt to replace a naturally occurring mutation that many people have found quite annoying.
The mutation was discovered a few years ago when it became obvious that alongside normal humans (homo sapiens) there had emerged a new, yet inherently flawed, species (homo nonsens) very similar to human beings yet different in several significant ways.
Although the new species has attempted to hide its differences and thus avoid detection and the inevitable fatal backlash of sarcasm, disdain and potentially lethal ridicule, it is identifiable by significant characteristics.
These characteristics include:
- an inability to tell the truth
- severe deficiencies in charisma, sincerity and morals
- a belief in its own biological superiority, despite all evidence to the contrary.
- a love of culling, warmongering , scandalmongering, whoremongering, scaremongering and various other forms of mongering
- inability to function without the aid of chemicals such as antidepressants, alcohol, cocaine and other medicinal salves for the species;' congenital brain deficiencies.
- a dependency on plastic surgery or camera angles
- terrible hair cuts
- absence of chin and/or vertebrae
- many homo nonens also bear a strong resemblance to Satan.
This quasi-human species is drawn to natural habitats such as politics and the media, banking and psychiatry, where it attempts to geo-engineer the entire planet into a habitat more conducive to its survival imperatives: in short a climate in which homo nonsens lords it over creation as the new dominant species with homo sapiens (itself hampered by genetic defects such as gullibility and a tendency to vote for maniacs) a subservient slave race that will believe everything it is told, no matter how stupid.
But genetic scientists in America saw the danger and have, apparently successfully, engineered a new species (homo commonsens) specifically targeted at homo nonsens' primary habitat (government).
Homo commonsens was created by splicing together genetic material from Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Vladimir Putin and Kim Kardishan. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from homo nonsens, such as:
- It has hypnotic sexual charisma.
- It is in favour of not killing anybody - something homo nonsens considers impossible.
- It is capable of sincerity.
- It has the ability to answer a straight question.
- It is naturally immune to the MIC and Rothschild viruses and contaminants such as Hillary Clinton.
Its introduction into the political food chain has already prompted the Democratic Party into an immune reaction, releasing antibodies into the media known a "slurs" and "fibs" whilst at the same time causing many male homo sapiens to drool..
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