New masks may become compulsory as government loses futile struggle not to kill anybodyby Steve Cook
Typo City 18/9/20
- Cull the elderly to save on pensions
- Cancel all cancer and heart operations and give patients a nice cup of tea instead so as to save wear and tear on all twelve hospital staff.
- Stop producing anything so that China can take over the world's economy.
- introduce a ban on brussels sprouts
- fine anyone eating curry £10 000
- extend social distancing to 100 metres
- require the wearing of the new, state-of-the-art-and-not-at-all-degrading Anal Protective Equipment (APE) or "bum masks" at all times.
Further rioting was reported across the country although government restrictions on public gatherings and news that the virus picks on protesters for no apparent reason have drastically changed the style of rioting as this clip of a COVID riot on Manchester shows.Finally, here are some cool, tasteful designs for the new masks that will help the wearer not look like a complete twat.
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